Hot Sexy Firefighter Dies In Apartment Fire

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I love The Onion... The 'news' there is priceless. Today's top story is about a "very brave, very attractive" firefighter, Logan Norelli who died in a tragic blaze when he went in to check one last time for survivors and the roof collapsed on him...



The quotes about him are quite touching...

His wife said "ever since he was a young boy he loved helping people and posing semi-nude so [firefighting] was the perfect job for him". And she said he died despite the fact that he "even had his helmet on instead of coyly covering his private parts."

And his fellow fire fighter Rob Mengual said he'd "never met a fire fighter more hunk-a-licious".

Truly a great tragedy to lose someone who's so hot... lol

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It's always sad when hunky guys die


Women and unattractive people... meh who gives a shit?